Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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