the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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