my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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