when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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