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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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