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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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