i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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