Don't you send me to vm
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
vagina is talking i cant
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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