so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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