Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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