so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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