I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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