Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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