do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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