we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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