So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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