I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
