I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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