K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She tied me up with her honor cords...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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