I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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