so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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