But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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