even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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