NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
soo... how was my night?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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