idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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