I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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