great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
that is very illegal...i love you.
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