I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
A bitchslap is in order.
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