YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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