So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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