I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Damn victory sex feels great
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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