i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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