? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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