Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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what are you doing with your life
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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