she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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