Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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