she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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