Whod you bang
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
