You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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