Are we in a gay sports bar?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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