I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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