ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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