I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
