Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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