i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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