Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he fucked my hip out of place.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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