I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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