Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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