how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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