Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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