i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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