He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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