I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
