Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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