are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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