Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Shame - the story of my life.
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