you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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